Jewish Story 1

1 once there was a Jewish man named yossi and he worked in a restaurant and in that restaurant there were only 2 types of food chicken and pig and Jews and non-Jews would go to that restaurant and yossi new what they wanted to eat by the netelat yeodayim (washing of the hands) if someone would do the netelat yeodayim yossi would give him chicken if he did not do the netelat yeodayim he would give him pig one day this Jew came to his restaurant he did not wash his hands and yossi gave him pig and the Jew said I am Jewish yossi said why did you not wash your hands?